We are beautiful. We are doomed.

Question time is one of the things I genuinely miss about television. I want to be able to have a right wing view just so David Dimbleby can shoot me down. That’s probably a bad thing

I do think that this weekend at the last minute, the diamond jubilee celebrations should actually be turned into a national Dimbleby party. Now that’s something worth taxpayers money. 

And you should watch it through your laptop, I did last year. Or at least tried to, the sound of Kings of Leon being constantly blasted out in the background by my roommate made trying to concentrate on anything so fucking hard. 

Is it bad that I deliberately ring fence Thursday nights as a non-going out night just so I can watch Question Time?

My love for David Dimbleby and shouting at right wing idiots is that strong. 

I don’t think a week goes by without Vince Cable being mentioned. 

He needs a theme tune.

‘La la la la, Vince Cable corner on Question Time’

Yes, a judge tends to listen to both the prosecution and the defence however, not call the prosecution daddy, take it to dinner, hide behind a tree for it, and then ignore the defence completely. 

Yeah, that’s right Alan, put Syria on the naughty step!

Absolute min of £24,000 x

I thought you’d know aha, thank you.

It is quite extraordinary that 100% of the Saudi delegation is male, and how LOCOG have just completely backed down over the issue at the first sign of resistance. 

YES, thank you, I was hoping someone would mention Saudi and their woeful sexism. 

my mother says alan duncan needs a punch himself

He needs a full frontal lobotomy 

Out of interest, does anyone know what the average pension for an MP is?

Because I imagine it’s very similar to that of doctors. 

‘Purely about self interest’

Yes, the lib dems throwing away policy in the coalition talks to get cabinet positions wasn’t done from a selfish, self interested position at all. 

David Dimbleby I luv u 

Yeah my twitter’s still down so I’m going to have to subject all you lot to my commentary. 

Jesus Alan Duncan looks like he’s going to punch someone. 

I woke up in some swanky pad in Lambeth, was about to leave, but then noticed that an episode of Pointless was on Challenge, so I made them watch it because i) it’s pointless and ii) to show off how good I am at it.

What’s that? No i’m not narcissistic at ALL. 

Pretty sure my blood turned to gin last night with how much I drank.

It was pleasing. 

I hold nothing but complete contempt for this utterly detestable, snobbish, racist, ego driven imbecile.

I really hoped that when he was at Leveson Mr. Jay was going to pull a lever and he would have fell back into the pits of hell from whence he crawled. 

UGH, not Kelvin Mackenzie on You’re Fired, please.

It’s like a cockacopia. That’s a word I’ve made up to mean a cornucopia of complete, utter cocks. 

I can’t believe he got that far…

Neither can I, he rode his luck to extremes, but finally justice was served. 

I mean I don’t like anyone this year, but he took the biscuit. 

YES ADAM’S GONE.

THAT MISOGYNISTIC, OXYGEN THIEVING, IGNORANT SORRY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING.

Ugh, I despised him so much. 

HOW DID YOU GET SUSPENDED

I have no fucking clue at all. And I still haven’t received an email back from when I asked them why I had been suspended on Saturday. They’re fucking shit. 

Ugh, my twitter is STILL suspended so I can’t live tweet the Apprentice, which I love doing, ALLLL THE INSULTS!

There was a test in training today too, and I got the highest score, which was immensely satisfying.

I just had a nap, and dreamed there was a boy in my garden who was trying to woo me by singing Caribou to me. 

I have more g4s training at 9am tomorrow wo0o0o0o0 get to spend the day stuck inside a stuffy room with idiots instead of out in the sun reading. 

Okay, done.

I really hope they do timetable it so I get all the ones I put, it’s taken me a week to settle on them. If they throw another spanner in the works I will not be happy. 

Having to choose preliminary options for next year and it’s so hard, y u have so many interesting modules ucl? 

Last night I went to a house party at David’s, and halfway through the night, one of his neighbours started throwing water balloons at us from their garden, which was a novel way of trying to get us inside, but a simple ‘please’ would have been nice. 

Twitter, I’d really love it if you could get back to me as to why you suspended my account pretty fucking soon, because I’m missing all the wonderful comments about Blair at Leveson today.