We are beautiful. We are doomed.

4 paninis for 50p mate. We had a massive run in the shops today. Got a shit load of sandwiches for a fiver too

Ugh divine. Clearance food is the greatest thing ever. 

you look like some homo sexual deciding to destroy his own anus.

Who says I’m not?

I was worried that this week was going to be first in forever that I wasn’t going to go out (seeing as though I’m having to go home at the weekend), but no, I now have plans for tonight. Beautiful. 

We have tickets to go and see 10 ‘o’ clock Live next week.

God I love living in London.

Why we’re at it, why don’t we just sew these patterns on to the clothes of people who are foreign? Maybe a star or something like that.

And there can be these special places where they can all live, and like, if they all riot and stuff, it’ll be their stuff they’re destroying and not ours!

For some reason this has reminded me of something I overheard on the underground the other day. There was this girl talking to her friend, and she said ‘This country’s too busy, it’s too full, they should do what they do in nightclubs, one in one out, it works there’

I wanted to go and hit my head against the wall.

Please stop writing my posts before I can post them.

Haha, sorry. Mine all read like an early draft to yours though aha. 

Hence the problem with largely clueless talkers making decisions.

So much of politics these days is actually like some little corner of the internet. People voicing opinions on things they actually know little about, but not admitting to it or making the effort to arm themselves with relevant knowledge, or actually analysing critically that data.

I’d like to see what would happen if you got a load of MPs and forced them to comment on an arbitrary youtube video. I don’t think you’d get a show of much less stupidity than you do normally. 

Well of course the reason for the riots is because we don’t smack our kids enough, it’s nothing to do with the Government AT ALL

Oh heavens no, god forbid they are culpable in any way, those wonderful infallible men in expensive suits, it’s all those pesky foreigners fault you know really, coming over here, stealing our petrol to burn our cars. 

You know times are bad when you have a Labour MP talking about relaxing laws on smacking. Is there such a thing as ‘the left’ in Westminster anymore?

Now correct me if I’m wrong, but I do believe there have been a hoarde of studies done into this subject, and all have found punishing children with physical violence to be detrimental, you’re basically teaching them that violence is the answer when you’re not getting what you want.

Of course though, why should MPs listen to actual evidence and scientific studies, that would be ludicrous! What do scientists know compared to the almighty polymath that is your average MP?

DR. PHIL’S BACK ON COUNTDOWN. THIS IS A GOOD WEEK.

There is nothing more annoying than when someone is in the shower during your slot.

Especially when it’s only ever one person who does it.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

At least today’s not a mega rush day so it doesn’t matter too much. 

I like applied maths because no matter how ‘hand-wave’-y you make yr arguments you still get the correct answer most of the time. 

The weather forecast for this week makes me want to cry.