I’m going to be an old man and have an early night because a) there’s not much to do and b) I have to be up early for the first time in forever tomorrow to work at Fresher’s Fayre, and do my bit to persuade people to join/support the lgbt forum and convince them we’re not this incestuous group of randy people who just want to have sex with each other/want to transplant your identity with some into cutout ‘Justin Bieber haircut’ homosexual one. Both of those things have actually been said, the last in a wonderfully anti lgbt society article with the title ‘Advice For Freshers’ in the London Student very recently. Which is lovely.
“My baby, who was not quite two, was just wandering around the kitchen. I was making a sandwich, and I noticed she had found something and stuck it in her mouth… And I said, ‘Darling, come here, what have you got in your mouth there? Spit it out. Good girl. Oh, darling, you don’t put coins in your mouth. Coins are dirty. Coins are yucky. Yeah, you don’t put coins in your mouth. Your mouth is for food. And a little later on — cock!’ …But my wife was in the kitchen, and my wife was like, ‘Tim! For Christ’s sake, you can’t say that — she might like pussy!’”—Tim Minchinon parenting (via the-tipsy-toad)
i had a horrible dream that you got lynched for practicing bestiality last night and i was trapped on a train full of children and it was on the radio and i cried but YOU'RE ALIVE and hopefully not rogering camels so yay!!!! miss u :(
oh my GOD, that’s horrible, and well, you know, they do have irresistible humps…
Miss you too though hurry up and visit London again and we’ll have to have some sort of late birthday celebration thing :)