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February 2011

I enjoyed this. Up until year 11 I put work before everything and got similar feedback. Then in year 12 I properly developed friendships with people and my work suffered, I ended up with shit grades and am now re-sitting a whole year. Definitely regret doing that :---)

Because you are a fool who deals in extremes aha ;D

Like the political parties of this country, AIM FOR THE CENTRE

Obviousadviceblog2k11

Feb 28, 2011
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 rahrahrahweregoingtosmashtheoiks replied to your post: mercurynoise replied to your post: I’m always in… i took 4 and got 3 As and a B..? i feel as though i should join in. I also spent half the year high on pain killers and had to do a years worth of work in half the time. i also did irish alevels and got 3 A1s, which are the same as A*s. LOVE ME.

Impressive. LOVE GRANTED! 

I taught myself the whole of Further Maths, including some modules in about a month aha (and still got 100% somehow).

But yeah, intelligent people unite or something aha :’)

Feb 28, 2011

 mercurynoise replied to your post:  mercurynoise replied to your post: I’m always in… Haha, I don’t have things quite worked out as I like to give the impression that I do! When you’re home for the summer Amy and I will drag you and Shaun out for a night on the tiles. Promise.

That sounds lovely. I look forward to it :’)

Feb 28, 2011

 askjake replied to your post: I’m always in my own little corner when talking… Wow. Talk about intimidatingly intelligent… :)

Haha, the most common question I’d get asked was 

‘How are you so clever?’

To which I said I was an android :’)

Feb 28, 2011

 mufuckingfasa replied to your post: I’m always in my own little corner when talking… It’s ludicrous that people judge on intellectual capacity. You don’t, by any means, seem dumb, but it also doesn’t seem like you’re some mechanical educational machine. I wouldn’t worry about it, at least you’ll have a good degree :)

Oh I don’t now. Uni is a completely different environment. Everyone is some level of ‘clever’, and everyone has matured enough/developed enough as humans that things like that mostly don’t cause an issue, if you make an effort that is.

There are people who are 100% devoted to work, still live with parents, never socialise, and as such are still hopelessly isolated, But that’s their fault in a way. School may have fucked them over socially, but uni is a new start, and you have so many opportunities that you can grab and change your life, and they are fools for not making an effort. 

Feb 28, 2011

 mercurynoise replied to your post: I’m always in my own little corner when talking… I took 5 and got 4 A’s and a B. You’d have been my best friend.

Yeah, but you’re just awesome, on virtually every single level aha

Comedy:check
Music:check
Life the universe and everything:check 

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 zapdos- replied to your post: I’m always in my own little corner when talking… i love you chris :*

Awww, love you too Denim :*

Feb 28, 2011

 camdenleisurepirate replied to your post:Can people just come to Bestival please because… ive already seen uke orchestra my phone went off the alarm was cest la vie by bewitched, so embarrassed this has been a reply

Oh my god that is beautiful.

I’m so jealous you’ve seen them though :((((

They’re part of the reason I started playing 

Feb 28, 2011

I’m always in my own little corner when talking about education and uni stuff lol.

I took six full A-Levels and got A*s in four of them. 

I’m at one of the top ten universities in the world according to some list. 

My position is so different to 90% of the people on this site.

At least nowadays people are surprised that I’m a maths student. During high school, my intelligence was what defined me in others eyes Seriously, in my Y11 leaver’s book, the most common adjective was clever. Other people got long heartfelt messages about how lovely they were, I just got ‘You’re the cleverest guy I know’. Being clever wasn’t, and still isn’t cool when you’re a kid/teenager. People don’t really want to get to know you. It was a vicious circle, people don’t take an immediate friendship with you, you spend more time by yourself, people want to spend less time with you because of that and so on and so on. 

The weird thing is is that properly coming to terms with my sexuality (when I actually developed a crush on someone) was sort of the catalyst that meant that in y13 I actually made real, close friends. But still, because I wasn’t there from the start, I wasn’t at the centre of these social circles.

I don’t know if there has been a point to this post I just felt like typing. Okay bye. 

Feb 28, 2011

Can people just come to Bestival please because THE FUCKING CURE ARE PLAYING

Oh and the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain.

What more do you need?

Feb 28, 20115 notes

One day I am going to get really bored and just go through these albums tagging people

Feb 28, 2011
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#I don't know I'M BORED

 blacktaxicab replied to your photo: It’s not like I’m much better though… CHRIS COCKBLOCK STRIKES AGAIN.

That is totally my new superhero name

Feb 28, 2011

 des0late replied to your photo: It’s not like I’m much better though… this is my favourite ever

I actually have no idea how I achieved that face.

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mercurynoise:

wolfatthedoor-:

blutegel:

wolfatthedoor-:

No but seriously, the pilot of Lizzie and Sarah was the most beautifully dark thing I’ve ever seen and I need new Julia Davis in my life and why can’t she get commissioned instead of Michael fucking Mcintyre or whoever. 

People are fucking idiots. 

ngl

i think lizzie and sarah was TOO dark

I think I’ve reached a point where virtually nothing can be too dark (as long as there is actual humour behind it of course)

It was much darker than I expected it to be, but it was still quality. I don’t think it was what the beeb expected either. Didn’t they air it at a ridiculous hour on a Saturday night? It really was fighting a losing battle.

I don’t know, but probably. I can accept it probably wouldn’t get much of an audience on BBC1/2, but this is what BBC3 is supposedly for, being a place to nuture lesser known talent and giving it a platform. 

Only now it’s busy being filled with Snog, Marry, Avoid or other shit like that. 

It makes me MAD

Feb 28, 20117 notes

blutegel:

wolfatthedoor-:

No but seriously, the pilot of Lizzie and Sarah was the most beautifully dark thing I’ve ever seen and I need new Julia Davis in my life and why can’t she get commissioned instead of Michael fucking Mcintyre or whoever. 

People are fucking idiots. 

ngl

i think lizzie and sarah was TOO dark

I think I’ve reached a point where virtually nothing can be too dark (as long as there is actual humour behind it of course)

Feb 28, 20117 notes
#My depravity knows no bounds

No but seriously, the pilot of Lizzie and Sarah was the most beautifully dark thing I’ve ever seen and I need new Julia Davis in my life and why can’t she get commissioned instead of Michael fucking Mcintyre or whoever. 

People are fucking idiots. 

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#CAN WE GET A SERIES OF LIZZIE AND SARAH #PLEASE #PLEASE #I NEED IT
Feb 28, 2011
#what am i doing

nativity said: the dust. OH THE DUST

 I don’t trust him. He has no nasal hair.

Feb 28, 2011
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I want to clean your dusty cups from the inside out
Feb 28, 2011
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 robertcsharp replied to your post: Time to make a chilli. I’m gonna make a great… A fourth season of the Thick of It. And a suit like Malcolm’s. I’ve got the accent to go with it :P

Ahhh you are converted to the church of Tucker. I am glad to hear it :’)

success.jpg

Feb 28, 2011

Time to make a chilli.

I’m gonna make a great housewife one day.

I cook, I clean, I look great in a dress. 

What more do you need?

Feb 28, 20117 notes
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#CATTERICK #I can't help but be a fanboy when it appears on my dash

moltres-:

i’m drowning in a sea of apathy

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Feb 28, 2011
Feb 28, 2011

I’ve just had the best thought.

Imagine if the next Gaga video was just Teece Tearsmith singing it instead.

Imagine. 

Feb 28, 2011
#FUCKING BITCH

 sherlockholmes- replied to your post: sherlockholmes- replied to your post: Okay that… Somehow I think there is enough pussy over there to last them a lifetime.

The idea of infinite pussy has spawned some ~interesting~ images in my head it has to be said

Feb 28, 2011

 sherlockholmes- replied to your post: Okay that was fun for a while, what can we talk… Why a group of guys are playing Ronan Keating’s When You Say Nothing At All at the front of my class.

OH YOU SAY IT BEST, WHEN YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALLLLLLLLL

Maybe they are trying to come across meaningful and full of empathy and understanding of their own feelings in a perhaps futile attempt to try and get more pussy?

Feb 28, 2011

Okay that was fun for a while, what can we talk about now?

When Margaret Thatcher will finally return to the jowls of hell which spawned her?
The economic situation in Swaziland?
The evolutionary adaptations of the dung beetle?

PRESS THE RED BUTTON AND VOTE NOW! 

Feb 28, 2011
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Feb 28, 2011

Well, it is entertaining at least.

As a completely meaningless 7 minutes, it’s actually quite enjoyable.

The problem is that it’s going to have millions of convoluted layers of meaning attached to it. 

No. Just no. 

Feb 28, 2011

trykk:

wolfatthedoor-:

 trykk replied to your post: Oh my GOD The juxtaposition between the…

I LOVE EUROVISION

I love good eurovision

The song is like bad Eurovision. It isn’t mad enough. It should be more like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9rJLtz64Hg&feature=player_embedded

Hahahahaaa ah I loved that. I swear I miss it every year. Might do one of those ~count downs~ for this year and dress up as a country. 

EUROVISION PARTY!

Feb 28, 20112 notes

 trykk replied to your post: Oh my GOD The juxtaposition between the… I LOVE EUROVISION

I love good eurovision

The song is like bad Eurovision. It isn’t mad enough. It should be more like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9rJLtz64Hg&feature=player_embedded

Feb 28, 20112 notes

Is it just me or is the whole Mother Monster bit reminiscint of the Empress of the Racnoss?

Feb 28, 2011

 papa-lazarou replied to your post: Please say this is a joke. It didn’t just start… It’s to symbolize how sparkly and rare you gay people are so we must treasure you all. You should actually submit yourself to a museum so we can gawp at your wonderous form.

As long as we get free glitter, I’d do that

Feb 28, 2011

Oh my GOD

The juxtaposition between the ‘dramatic’ opening and when it starts and gets all eurovision is HILARIOUS

Feb 28, 20114 notes

Okay so far this is like the beginning to a bad sci-fi game or s/t

Feb 28, 2011

 iamanthonyjames replied to your post: Please say this is a joke. It didn’t just start… faggots love unicorns

And colourful kaleidoscopes

Feb 28, 2011

Please say this is a joke.

It didn’t just start with a unicorn, surely?

SURELY?

Feb 28, 2011

Oh has the born this way video come out?

Let me go and laugh at it.

Feb 28, 2011
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#mini spam over
Feb 28, 2011
#my hair is hideous from this angle aha
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