We are beautiful. We are doomed.

‘Hi my name’s Dunbar and I look constantly surprised’

jeremypaxmanspants:

perpetually disappointed by the quality of men that I come into contact with.

actually I think we may as well say this goes for everyone not just men.

people just disappoint me.

very much.

Not going to answer the door for any trick or treaters, because the trick is probably being stabbed. 

Highlight of the day: Getting a 9 letter word on Countdown.

I wish I was an art student and didn’t have to get up until midday, two hours of complex analysis on a monday morning makes me want to die/kill those who aren’t letting me sleep/run around the uni naked from tiredness induced delirium.

Cher Lloyd appears to be wearing creepers.

I can hear hipsters everywhere starting a fire. 

Making a meal from the leftovers of the leftovers (it’s been 10 days since we did a proper shop), PROUD.

Well, having two girls walk by and both stroke my face in some sort of attempt to entice me last night was a new one. Bless.

Ugh made one of my favourite meals tonight, it was amazing.

I never had it much at home because my brother is a fool who doesn’t like white fish, but mmmmmmmmmm, it’s so simple and delicious and this has been a student cooking post. 

I don’t care if they’re kids, I’m still shouting cunt at their intros. 

BBC news I am extremely disappointed, one of the main lines of enquiry in the death of Stuart Walker is that it was motivated by homophobia, yet you skirted around any mention of that word in your report.

Let’s just brush that stuff under the carpet and pretend it doesn’t exist. 

I WALKED PAST MARGARET FUCKING MOUNTFORD TODAY. I smiled at her and she gave me a half judging/half amused look and my life is now complete.

STOP SAYING SPICY DERMOT IT MAKES NO SENSE

I hope whoever leaves cries like they did last week. I had far too much fun laughing at them. 

I love this. I love this a lot.

So do I, so do I ahaha :)

Tonight I saw Colin Mochrie and Wayne Brady perform for some new US tv show, won some Starburst for having the most interesting hair in the audience, and perhaps most importantly, I kissed the TARDIS.

And tonight we’ve got tickets to the filming of this new improv show, and it apparently stars Colin Mochrie, so that should be good. 

And then we drank a lot of wine quite quickly, usual night out y’know y’know. 

rihanna is that you

~c’mon rude boi boi can u get it up~

I hate to ruin your fun, but to some people (myself included) maths is anything by simple…

Yeah, but this is ‘top set’, and 90% of GCSE material on circles can be condensed to two formulas where you just plug values in.

Jesus fucking christ how many lessons have they spent on circles?

It’s SIMPLE.