July 2010
A quick update from Portugal
I was lied to. There was no Internet. Thank god the Portuguese see the use in wi-fi spots in towns. Anyway, if it wasn’t for the sun and sangria, I may well have jumped off the mountain I’m stuck on. Being in the middle of nowhere is supposed to be relaxing, but when even a tub of margarine sets off an argument, it can get rather stressful. Bring on uni, when I can finally escape my...
I'm off on holiday
I’m led to believe i will still have internet access out there though, so goodtimes. I will strive to carry on ‘The Life and Times Of a Pokemon Trainer’ (I’ve decided it should be a running feature for a while), for those couple who enjoy it aha.
Anyway, au revoir
The Life And Times Of A Pokemon Trainer Entry #3
So as i leave town, Lyra grabs me, and makes me watch her show me how to use a pokeball to catch a pokemon. DOES THE BITCH THINK I’M STUPID?! Eurghh, seriously! I was about to ask why she wasn’t in the kitchen when she gave me free pokeballs, so i decided not to. Free stuff sort of made the encounter bearable.
On my travels, some kid decided to battle me, and sent out a lv2 Pidgey....
It's no gaaaaaaaammmeeeeee!
Putting David Bowie on the stereo makes life good again
I love the classic vinyl collection in this house
So i’ve had to wipe my hard drive this morning, as it got infected by a trojan. I’ve realised there is no way i can fit all the books i want to take on holiday in my bag. I’ve found out we actually don’t have a badminton set to take, as it broke last year and i’d forgotten. I’m going to have to do all manner of housework tasks when mother returns and starts...
neeerv replied to your post: My Pokemon Diary Post #2
i’m going to favourite all of these. my cunt is called ass hat, if that’s understandable
Haha, thank you :) That is totally understandable. I was considering doing something more original, but i thought may as well go for a classic. I need to go and catch a Kakuna now to call it ‘penis’. It’s childish, but it never gets old...
My Pokemon Diary Post #2
Got a phonecall from Elm. Something terrible has happened apparently. My money’s on his wife chucking him out for bringing his work with him again. Really, it must be difficult to have a successful sex life when you have to share your bed with all manner of eggs and young pokemon.
On my way back, i vistited old man who had given me the running shoes. I felt sorry for the guy. That he hangs...
I've finally got SoulSilver and have decided to...
It probably won’t last long, but it seems like a good idea now :)
Entry#1
Some girl said ‘I like your bag’. She was blatantly flirting with me, because of my sexy pokemon. Shame i’m gay
Professor Oak on the other hand got straight in there and made me exchange numbers with him. That old fox!
I've just called my Cyndaquil Morrissey
He needs a suitable Marr to be with now XD
eazily-deactivated20130228 asked: i like your blog, and i like your taste in music. and if thats you in the photo, i like you hair :)
The British Gas man is round
and he’s oddly attractive aha.
Makes a change. All workmen in the past have been munters.
So I'm currently listening to Kate Bush on vinyl,
dickyticker:
recreational-impossibilities:
dickyticker:
recreational-impossibilities:
and screeching and flouncing throughout the house.
I think this is why i’m still single…
might be cos your one true love Margaret dumped you to study Egyptian Papyrus idk mate idk
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UP! I’D ONLY JUST GOTTEN OVER THAT!
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
I might have to go after the Bush...
whatifdaniel replied to your post: So I’m currently listening to Kate Bush on vinyl,
yeh maybe :P
Kate Bush and Boney M. I’m doomed ;P
So I'm currently listening to Kate Bush on vinyl,
dickyticker:
recreational-impossibilities:
and screeching and flouncing throughout the house.
I think this is why i’m still single…
might be cos your one true love Margaret dumped you to study Egyptian Papyrus idk mate idk
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UP! I’D ONLY JUST GOTTEN OVER THAT!
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
I might have to go after the Bush now. Have you seen the Babooshka video?...
So I'm currently listening to Kate Bush on vinyl,
and screeching and flouncing throughout the house.
I think this is why i’m still single…
As much as I love getting a new ipod,
filtering through the 25000 songs on this computer to find what i want is a drag.
Especially when I’m having to go through naming things on Itunes, and having to decide what i actually want on it. Damn that i like so much music.
bathroom-sink asked: hi, i'm julia. thanks for the follow. looks like we like a lot of the same stuff :)
After the travesty of last year, with The Horrors...
Congratulations The xx. I think you’ve won :)
padarnalat said: s’alright, the animals I like are cats and penguins. Does this make me crazy or destined to become a spinster? I <3 CATS. They’re just so fucking cute!!! btw, you do know this is Sarah Sahim, reet? :P
haha, yeahh, i do :) Get you and your 70 followers aha :P
padarnalat replied to your post:padarnalat replied to your photo:Random fact. The…
I hate fish, disgusting creatures. That is a very fun fact mind. My canary, Mulan shat itself whilst we were on holiday. FUN TIMES
Your canary was called Mulan?! asgfadfjdsjggfajdf. Coolest name for a canary, like, ever! :D I am sorry for your loss though.
padarnalat replied to your photo:Random fact. The king of hearts is the only one…
Giraffes are bisexual My canary died of constipation more funfax 4 u
That is a rather unique way to go :/ Many goldfish die because of over feeding and constipation. It causes them to lose balance and lie on their sides, and their owners then assume they are dead and dispose of them. They are actually alive,...
I wanna do bad things with you
Words cannot express my love for True Blood at the moment.
Series 3 is just immense. Genuinely making me go ‘oh my god’. The storylines are brilliant, the characters are brilliant. If it was a person i would make passionate love with it for days on end aha XD
I've just thought, i'm 18 in a week...
I should probably be more excited about this than i actually am. I guess i know nothing will really change with it. Things will only really change when i start uni :)
The new Bombay Bicycle Club album is just...
It’s absolutely sublime.
Jack’s voice has such character and depth.
It’s the sort of record I want to sit atop a large hill and watch the sun set to, just soaking up the beauty and forgetting my worries.
I think I may wear this CD out…
Haha! I wonder if anyone has threatened to put him... →
What? How strange... →
elmh replied to your post: La Vie Boheme
Lol. I did that song in college once. We did the whole scene. I was Collins :’D
Haha, ace :D There’s a hell of a lot of lines to learn in it, must have took a while aha. My school took bits out of We Will Rock You, so there’s no way they’d touch a song with the line ‘mucho masturbation’, amongst others :)
La Vie Boheme
I do love Rent <3
Hmph
So i get up early, in case the postman comes early, and he doesn’t come early, and, furthermore, the item i’ve ordered that probably won’t fit through the letterbox didn’t come, so i’mma have to get up early tomorrow probably as well…
On the positive side, my copy of ‘Flaws’ did come :D
Ahh, i'd forgotten i need to be up in the morning...
He probably won’t, but its not worth the trip to the collection office thingy to risk it.
Best get some sleep then. I wonder if my dreams will be in anyway affected by having watched Inception aha. Probably not, but it’d be nice if i had one where i messed with the laws of physics a la Ellen Page :)
elmh replied to your post: elmh replied to your photo:‘You and whose army?…
I don’t like people. They’re too unreliable >.
I think this is why i’ve developed such an interest in, and love for, maths over the years aha. You know where you stand with that, even if it it does make you hugely uncool :)
elmh replied to your photo:‘You and whose army? You and your cronies?’ …
A cunt I used to be friends with went to that. I can’t listen to Radiohead now without thinking about him.
Damn :( A cunt I used to be friends with went to see Lostprophets instead. I can’t think about Leeds without thinking about him at the moment and how he’s screwed me over, as i still haven’t...
Inception is actually really, really good
One of the most original things i’ve seen in a long, long time. The scenes in ‘freefall’ are just, ‘woahh’
I was so transfixed, i failed to notice i was sitting in a very funny position, that was hurting my knee, and ended up hobbling out of the cinema aha. So worth it though. I absolutely loved it.
I'm going to learn the theme to Hitchhiker's Guide...
I’m so cool *cough*
