Just found out Savages are playing twice at Glasto meaning there is no way I will be able to miss them now yussssssss
Just realised it’s been about two years since I had anything resembling a date.
If I make it to three do I win a cat?
I wish I could spend every 2am drunk and singing along to All My Friends by LCD it’s just beautiful.
So BITE is moving to Fridays in Shoreditch in September and yusssssss this is the best news ever, since 1) I can actually have something to do on Friday nights again 2) It should get consistently high turnout and I rly hope it succeeds I love it so much you don’t understand
konnaire replied to your post: Just went to the shops and on the way back my nose…
just refreshed tumblr sitting next to my brother on the sofa and he saw your last post and was like “oh okay”
I’m sure there’s a suitable reaction pic you’ve had a hand in somewhere in the depths of my mac but HA
Just went to the shops and on the way back my nose started doing its hayfever thing NO STOP THAT NOW
I mean I’m not a huge fan of our prison system or anything but if you’re gonna run with it at least be fucking consistent with yr sentencing.
Also can we talk about how 14 counts of indecent assault has only gotten Stuart Hall 15 months.
That’s about one month per count.
For all the trauma inflicted on each of his victims, one month.
This fucking country.
It’s still bothering me that Nick Cave is playing under Mumford and Sons at Glasto I mean come the fuck on what is that about?
He also said “I can’t believe I’m lying here in bed with a boy as attractive as you’ and I almost vomited, I appreciate compliments as much as the next man but god that was too much.
Omg on my fb it’s just popped up with ‘*friend* is in a relationship with…’ and then the name of someone I slept with last year and never text back despite the fact he seemed rly into me and took the day off work to have a lie in with me, because he was a bit boring el oh el oh lyf.
That’ll be fun if we end up crossing paths again.
jamesedward replied to your photoset: I’ve got time to kill before I go out and the wine…
I approve. Highly.
I’m here to please aha
i haven’t absorbed the nutrients of a man’s broken down ego in a long time i’m starting to weaken
Next year my friend Louis is living with the drummer from Sky Larkin and I think this is as cool as my friendship group will ever get.
We have to move out of here by the 29th, when I’m at Glasto, which immediately complicates things.
Then place I’m in next year now isn’t letting us move in until mid July at the earliest due to work that needs doing on the roof, meaning I’ll have to live at home for a fortnight or so. Fine, but moving all my stuff and my furniture back home in one car journey is not a thing. Plus I have gigs here in July it would have been nice to have a property for.
Plus, I might now have to head straight back home after Glasto due to lack of house which’ll be a horrible, horrible day of travelling to Birmingham via London and nope.
Either this weeks episode was considerably easier or I’m getting very good at Only Connect
Caroline Lucas being asked to cover up for wearing a t-shirt in a debate on page 3.
Who needs satire when you have Westminster.
It’s just jocks feel so nice I’m always compelled to take selfies when I wear one okay good
I like to think that in this capitalist society getting people stupid enough to buy you drinks as a method of trying to ensnare your affection and then leaving them high and dry is merely the modern natural selection.
that right there is true romance. you don’t know how lucky you are, the last person to offer to buy me a drink was this rather wasted lady last saturday, who whilst propping herself up against me slurred ‘do you wanna jaegerbomb with me’
So romantic <3
But sharing a Jagerbomb, that’s serious stuff, I’ve only been offered that once in my illustrious career ahaha