June 2012
Finally caught up with all of Homeland and omg omg now that’s what I call television.
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May 2012
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homesicksatellites replied to your post: Is it bad that I deliberately ring fence Thursday…
Question time is one of the things I genuinely miss about television. I want to be able to have a right wing view just so David Dimbleby can shoot me down. That’s probably a bad thing
I do think that this weekend at the last minute, the diamond jubilee celebrations should actually be turned into a...
Is it bad that I deliberately ring fence Thursday nights as a non-going out night just so I can watch Question Time?
My love for David Dimbleby and shouting at right wing idiots is that strong.
I don’t think a week goes by without Vince Cable being mentioned.
He needs a theme tune.
‘La la la la, Vince Cable corner on Question Time’
Yes, a judge tends to listen to both the prosecution and the defence however, not call the prosecution daddy, take it to dinner, hide behind a tree for it, and then ignore the defence completely.
“As a writer, if you took away my paper, I would write on my heart. If you took...”
– Garth Marenghi (via wingsofcheese)
Yeah, that’s right Alan, put Syria on the naughty step!
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its-london-calling replied to your post: Out of interest, does anyone know what the average…
Absolute min of £24,000 x
I thought you’d know aha, thank you.
It is quite extraordinary that 100% of the Saudi delegation is male, and how LOCOG have just completely backed down over the issue at the first sign of resistance.
YES, thank you, I was hoping someone would mention Saudi and their woeful sexism.
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daddy-whorebucks replied to your post: Jesus Alan Duncan looks like he’s going to punch…
my mother says alan duncan needs a punch himself
He needs a full frontal lobotomy
Out of interest, does anyone know what the average pension for an MP is?
Because I imagine it’s very similar to that of doctors.
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‘Purely about self interest’
Yes, the lib dems throwing away policy in the coalition talks to get cabinet positions wasn’t done from a selfish, self interested position at all.
David Dimbleby I luv u
Yeah my twitter’s still down so I’m going to have to subject all you lot to my commentary.
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Jesus Alan Duncan looks like he’s going to punch someone.
I woke up in some swanky pad in Lambeth, was about to leave, but then noticed that an episode of Pointless was on Challenge, so I made them watch it because i) it’s pointless and ii) to show off how good I am at it.
What’s that? No i’m not narcissistic at ALL.
Pretty sure my blood turned to gin last night with how much I drank.
It was pleasing.
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ros-s replied to your post: UGH, not Kelvin Mackenzie on You’re Fired,…
I hold nothing but complete contempt for this utterly detestable, snobbish, racist, ego driven imbecile.
I really hoped that when he was at Leveson Mr. Jay was going to pull a lever and he would have fell back into the pits of hell from whence he crawled.
UGH, not Kelvin Mackenzie on You’re Fired, please.
It’s like a cockacopia. That’s a word I’ve made up to mean a cornucopia of complete, utter cocks.
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eatstarchmom replied to your post: YES ADAM’S GONE. THAT MISOGYNISTIC, OXYGEN…
I can’t believe he got that far…
Neither can I, he rode his luck to extremes, but finally justice was served.
I mean I don’t like anyone this year, but he took the biscuit.
YES ADAM’S GONE.
THAT MISOGYNISTIC, OXYGEN THIEVING, IGNORANT SORRY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING.
Ugh, I despised him so much.
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wighttrash replied to your post: Ugh, my twitter is STILL suspended so I can’t live…
HOW DID YOU GET SUSPENDED
I have no fucking clue at all. And I still haven’t received an email back from when I asked them why I had been suspended on Saturday. They’re fucking shit.
Ugh, my twitter is STILL suspended so I can’t live tweet the Apprentice, which I love doing, ALLLL THE INSULTS!
“And don’t tell me God works in mysterious ways. There’s nothing so mysterious...”
– Catch-22, Joseph Heller (via cottonbutts)
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There was a test in training today too, and I got the highest score, which was immensely satisfying.
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I just had a nap, and dreamed there was a boy in my garden who was trying to woo me by singing Caribou to me.
“Look at people, walking around, drinking cups of tea, getting little bits of...”
– Charlie Brooker (via tobefairitismyonlyweakness)
I have more g4s training at 9am tomorrow wo0o0o0o0 get to spend the day stuck inside a stuffy room with idiots instead of out in the sun reading.
