Just realised it’s been about two years since I had anything resembling a date.

If I make it to three do I win a cat? 

I wish I could spend every 2am drunk and singing along to All My Friends by LCD it’s just beautiful. 

So BITE is moving to Fridays in Shoreditch in September and yusssssss this is the best news ever, since 1) I can actually have something to do on Friday nights again 2) It should get consistently high turnout and I rly hope it succeeds I love it so much you don’t understand

just refreshed tumblr sitting next to my brother on the sofa and he saw your last post and was like “oh okay”

I’m sure there’s a suitable reaction pic you’ve had a hand in somewhere in the depths of my mac but HA

Just went to the shops and on the way back my nose started doing its hayfever thing NO STOP THAT NOW